My brother went to a bar with a friend he hasn't seen for months, and as usual, he's taking his sweet time to get ready. I hear a car beeping out front, and my bro says "It can't be him. Take my phone; if it vibrates, it's him." He goes into his room to change, and a second later a guy knocks on the door. My bro lets him in, and it's his friend.
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